Tuesday, April 30, 2002

brad's thoughts for the day -- studying for intro to history sucks a lot. dark angel is cool, and the season finale is next friday. contrary to popular belief, lubricating your keyboard with beer does NOT make it work better. hips hurt if you smash them into the pavement. riding in the back of a police car isn't always bad. if you accept things the way they are then you're an active participant in making them worse. stay tuned for images of last nite's festivities...

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Monday, April 22, 2002

Raging Alcoholic Boy here children. One and hour and twenty minutes after the fantastic journey began, it was over. And Commculitut reared its ugly head for the last time this year. Thats right kiddos, CCIT exam is over and done with. Since I don't believe in any religions I can't say thank god...but I WILL thank X-Box for distracting me when I needed to be. So thank you, oh powerful and graphically stunning mechanical demi-god, as without you, I'd of gone insane studying for class. And hey...c'mon...who the fuck needs to do that right? Psh! Good marks...thats for losers!!...successful losers...but LOSERS!!!!!

This moment of elation and joy brought to you by:
Caledon East Public School
"We taught Paul how to bullshit. And because of that he can now successfully wangle his way out of knowing exam material and still do all right overall."

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T-Minus 2 hours and counting till final exam #1 for freshman year, not bad at all i'd say... ccit here i come.

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Sunday, April 21, 2002

another day, a tiny bit more studying. tomorrow is when it really all begins... as for a recap to recent events: Sheridan's SCAET building doesn't look like they ever finished building it, burger king is NEVER a good idea, it's a baywatch world, and i'm left here wondering where all the keg parties went... enjoy your weekend, cause next week is really going to suck.

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Saturday, April 20, 2002

hahahaha raging alcoholic boy never ceases to amaze me

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Friday, April 19, 2002

I just visited Swank ....and just saw Jesse's white ass. I could have done without that people...and this brings to mind the issue of pornography on the internet.
People...I cannot stress it enough...we have GOT to stop this horrid material from getting into the hands of children! So I am asking all of you, the faithful post-readers to aide me on my quest to eliminate all male pornography from the internet, and encourage those fine people who make lesbian pornography to continue in their craft and keep making their fine art.

"I only speak two languages, English and bad English."
- Corbon Dallas, Fifth Element

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Thursday, April 18, 2002

well... this wonderful week of slacking off has been great. it's just too bad that the exams are still coming. it almost makes me want to run to the hills screaming for a retreat. alas, the reality of studying is starting to set in and today's interesting tidbit is brought to you straight from Jean-Paul Sartre and my philosophy class: "Nothing you say about me, and nothing I say about myself, can ever fully be true, since I transcend every possible attribute."

now try not to have a headache when thinking that one over. peace, out.

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Wednesday, April 17, 2002

Well if no one else will say it, I will. Today, April 17th, 2002, had to be perhaps the most beautiful day in the history of House 77's existence. The weather was perfection, the company was great, and the atmosphere was as friendly as Brad would be if he was standing next to Miss Alba herself. So to all involved, cheers to you, and lets do this again some time!

"Are you happy to see me or is that a 13 inch dildo in your pocket?"
- Anon. Mayfield Secondary School student

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Friday, April 12, 2002

....classes done...tests done...essays done..................
RAGING ALCOHOLIC BOY CAN LIVE AGAIN!

This moment of Clarity brought to you by:
Jimmy Eat World, "Maybe that doesn't mean us."

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Wednesday, April 10, 2002

hmm, well, that's it, one more essay to go and then it's exam time. it all makes me wonder if i should go to my last few classes, probably should or something. most of our row went to see van wilder tonite, and i've found myself a new idol. cause really, what is the rush to get out into the world of work anyway? it's not like i see myself as being able to fully enjoy myself once i'm 40 and working some job. i might as well take the time to get to know myself now.
brad's ultra good thought of the day: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" peace i'm out.

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Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Hello children, Raging Alcoholic Boy here again. It has been a while since any of us have posted in a great quantity, so I figured I'd kill time. The latest issue at House 77 is GPAs and residence. We hope to make it back here to good ol' UTM campus and cause ruckus amongst the phases, but alas things aren't looking bright. Whatever, we plan on arriving here at House 77 next year during the first couple days and throwing back some sweet sweet alcoholic with the new residents of this house. And if they are non-alcoholics, we will perverse their minds and corrupt their livers.

Four more school days and the year is technically finished. Although there are those pesky lil' things called exams, but thats just a minor detail right? I pose a question to those playing the home game:
What has been the most memorable moment at House 77? Was it when Squeals wrote on behalf of a suicidal Andrew? Was it when Andrew was without clothes in the washroom? Was it when they corrupted my liver? Maybe it was when Mr.Gamalinda stole the banner from pub? Or what about one of the many famous missions involving four drunk fools?
Well whatever the case may be...please do tell us your thoughts!

This moment of reminiscing brought to you by:
...actually we have no sponser tonight. All of this was brought to you straight from the cranium of Raging Alcoholic Boy. Also known as Piracy Paul. Also known as Monkey #4.

And that moment of stupidness was brought to you by:
Laziness - "Paul hasn't got a brain tonight folks, so he is just killing time with pure bullshit!"

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Saturday, April 06, 2002

after a refreshing viewing of an old classic movie (dead man on campus), i've decided that someone around here needs to take it for the team... any takers? hahahah consider this a "1, 2, 3, not me." only one more week of classes folks, time to actually come up with something crazy to do.

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Tuesday, April 02, 2002

Oh Hives eh? I like those! Please sir, can I have some more? Maybe I can scratch myself out of existence...maybe that would ease the itch...

"When will the hurting stop?"
- That poor fuck from Thunderlizards the Cartoon...THUNDERLIZARDS RULE!

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Monday, April 01, 2002

writing essays sucks, writing essays sucks, sing with me now, tra la la la la...

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Hey there children, this is Really Fucking Pissed Off Alcoholic Boy again...we have just recieved our residence application forms today. And guess what? Well, on top of the incredibly gay $100 non-refundable deposit...there is a SECOND $300 NON-REFUNDABLE deposit AS WELL! And even then we aren't guaranteed residence. That is the biggest screw job since Debbi did Dallas...FUCKING UTM!!!!!!

This moment of extreme anger brought to you by:
Money, "Paul doesn't have money to burn, and yet UTM is asking that he start a bon-fire with it anyway. Those motherfuckers."

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