Thursday, May 30, 2002

well, tomorrow will be a busy day, i'm gonna try to get myself a job, then i'm gonna go meet up with some of the slackers in KW, then i'm gonna try my damnedest to finish a 24 of heineken, then i'm gonna go to phil's and finish drinking myself retarded. hopefully i'll forget that i'm a huge bum that doesn't have a job during that somewhere before the reality of the saturday morning hangover catches up with me. enjoy your weekend boys.

posted by theonlybradever 10:40 PM  0 comments

i have come to the conclusion that everything about jobs sucks. finding jobs sucks, getting hired for jobs sucks, working at jobs even sucks if your a porn star. jobs suck. i hate jobs. please hire me now. thank you. my name is brad.

posted by theonlybradever 10:38 PM  0 comments

sup Gs... just saying allo allo
Interview was a bit funny, lady talked for 15 mins and all I did was nod hahaha was like I was holding the interview haha. Mr.Day I shall take your advice and brush up on some division. Lady said something about a second interview so still wishing, hoping for this position (insert sex joke here). Its bloody $8, not bad for Value Village. Went drinking with Smurf and his buddy yesterday. New Firkin, like 4 guys in entire place, owner gave us shirts, hats, and key chains!!! gya! Anyway party again on Friday and maybe Detriot on Sat. haha weeeee, see I need this job!!! So Value Village if you stumble on this page I will be your slave, just pay my sorry ass!

posted by Steven 3:52 PM  0 comments

Oh and one more thing, I agree with Brad on the idea that Andrew should plan on staying the Saturday, even if I am still at the gas station, Saturday would be much easier for me to do shit with.

posted by Not Indie Enough 11:23 AM  0 comments

Hmm...June 15th eh? Well I had my Pepsi interview this morning, so by June 15th I will know A:whether or not I'm working there B: my schedule or C: I will still be pumping gas, meaning it's a resounding hell yah from this end. As for Mr.Gamalinda...I feel your pain...oh and if you have an aptitude test like I did, brush up on your long division...that was a major shock/pain (although I figured it might be coming so I prepared...thank god...)
In other news...
Mr.Paul Day got to work 13.5 hours yesterday at the gas station. My mind, much like gasoline over water, is a purplish rainbow of chemicals with a clear liquid underneath pretending to be uncontaminated. It has up to now made everything much harder both physically and mentally; except maybe the ability to light myself on fire. I fear open flames. I fear sparks. I fear heat. But most of all, I fear a police officer pulling me over for the R.I.D.E program as I bet with all the gas fumes in my system I would look like a drunk a hundred times over.

AND COCA COLA IS STILL BETTER!!! (regardless of the possible 8500 I'll make with Pepsi)

posted by Not Indie Enough 11:22 AM  0 comments

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

NOTICE TO HOUSE 77: Hendrix has an interview at 3:30pm for Value Village on May 29th 2002

Everyone cross your fingers, my summer is about to be financed. Although wage may be low its no Second Cup, gya! Someone please state plan for June 15th, spanks

posted by Steven 2:35 PM  0 comments

now here's an interesting tid bit that sole kinda accedentily pointed me too... food for thought there ppl. read up and learn to speak out. check it ---> http://www.syntac.net/hoax/Chalkboard/now.php

posted by theonlybradever 1:20 AM  0 comments

well, my main comment is that you might wanna stay till saturday if possible, cause i hope to have a job by then, and if that happens then i doubt i can get to toronto for the thursday.

posted by theonlybradever 12:39 AM  0 comments

Friday, May 24, 2002

HAhaha congrats to Mr.Day on his license, you are truly a G! Hahaha berry berry good to have the net back, I can laugh endlessly at these postings and mock job postings with Braddo. Bored as hell, no job, my baby's bday today. Happy Birthday Jona! hmmm what else do I have to report, webcam coming, thinking of makinf a L33TCam haha, haven't showered in a day *sniff* eeee. Later, EAT MAH PU-TANG!

MP3 of the day: Alright Caroline - Third Eye Blind

PS. MmmmMmm GOOSE PICKLES GOOSE PICKLES!!!

posted by Steven 3:36 PM  0 comments

FUCK YOU ONTARIO GOVERNMENT! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! Finally got my fucking G licence...third time was indeed a charm...I would bloody well expect them to fucking give me the damned thing...they were a half hour late with my appointment, and my tester seemed to be on some form of drugs. Although I have to admit she was quite the cute tester...blonde...bout 5'6...nice face...I was certainly impressed. She can handle my stick shift anytime.
Moving on...dunno bout Pepsi yet...gonna call the dude sometime later today...let us hope for the best...as if all goes well...I can go off campus and House 77 can live on as a foursome (at least I think).
Next up...Leafs...they blow. Nuff said. Andrew was right, they are slow and fat and should start practicing their golf swing...they need to catch up with the practice Ottawa already has on em. *grin*
And finally...Ashley Romanelli...attractive young lady...if you are reading this...STOP FALLING ASLEEP!!!!....oh and if anyone wants a kickass song, download There Goes the Fear by the Doves, good stuff.

That will be all. You are dismissed soldier.

posted by Not Indie Enough 12:45 PM  0 comments

Thursday, May 23, 2002

HENDRIX IS ONLINE! HENDRIX IS ONLINE! lock up your daughters parents of scarbrough this can only mean trouble!!!

three way phone calls are cool. but man, being put on hold is such a kick in the nuts. at least i had someone else to talk to. hmmmmmm... now i'm finished reading my book, and none of you have given me any other suggestions. wtf am i supposed to spend my waking hours doing now?

umm... sounds like i might be in waterloo for some of the summer. maybe even with a job, it's crazy talk i know. well... swanktrax 2002 is coming, at least that looks interesting. but man, am i the only one that's tired of that sock's remedial humour and his fear of showing his face? meh, must be a saskatchewan thing. whatever. back to being bored.

posted by theonlybradever 11:44 PM  0 comments

Fate might concievably gyp me out of 12 dollars an hour. I hate fate. I hate Greg...being the reason for my predicament.

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:08 PM  0 comments

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

your friend is a pussy drinker?

i bet he's a devil with the ladies.

posted by theonlybradever 7:15 PM  0 comments

Monday, May 20, 2002

Well, to those who doubted me...I mock you all...I WON THE LOTTERY!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!.............

....okay so it was only ten dollars but hey I fucking won still!
Now for something completely different...

Hello children...Raging Alcoholic Boy here...weekend report...went to a cottage at Wasaga...thirty people sleeping in a place smaller then 77...and DIRTIER if you can believe that disturbing fact.It was fucking cold...it snowed at 6:30am...and it was fucking freaky...saw more drug dealers, drug addicts, drunkards, skanks, hoes, whores, hicks, ginos, and swat team members then I care to mention. Consumed mass quantities of alcohol...sat by a campfire for about 10 hours straight...eyes still bloodshot from smoke and lack of sleep. Got lots of free beer...Waterloo guys know how to entertain. Biggest joint ever...eight inches long...only one guy smoked it. No sightings of him since. Last but not least, sausage fest...couldn't believe it. Oh...and my friend Rob who took me is a pussy drinker...who passed out at 2.

Nuff said
PEACE

posted by Not Indie Enough 12:37 AM  0 comments

Sunday, May 19, 2002

well, the weekend will at least have one night of highlights...

last nite i went out with some people and we made sure to cause lots of trouble. things of note--
1 dead giant rabbit.
2 misplaced signs and or posts.
way too many shitty not working right fireworks.
large amounts of alcohol comsumed.
and some rather shitty pool playing on gram's part.

and to top it all off i ran into someone that always manages to bring a smile to my face, so that was easily worth the loitering at shitty walkerton bars.

peace out.

posted by theonlybradever 8:19 PM  0 comments

Friday, May 17, 2002

Paul's review of Jaws:The Revenge..."I didn't know sharks could pull a jesus and stand on water. Nor did I know that a movie could get that bad."

go see it now if you want a brain aneurysm

posted by Not Indie Enough 3:01 PM  0 comments

brad's review of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones -- "holy shit that was fucking cool!!"

go see it now.

posted by theonlybradever 12:17 AM  0 comments

Thursday, May 16, 2002

HOLY SHIT!! you know what, they have this thing called a "dishwasher" here, i thought those things were nothing more than the stuff of legend, found only in fables of long lost times!!! THIS IS FUCKING COOL!!!!

posted by theonlybradever 2:14 AM  0 comments

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

I would like to second the motion of laughing at Andrew.

P.S - Seem's those fat assed Leafs managed to skate circles round your speedy and supposedly better Sens.
Now that's salt in a wound.

posted by Not Indie Enough 9:12 PM  0 comments

so here's what seems to be my now standard early morning post.... tomorrow, or today as it would appear, looks to be filled with a ton of nothing... maybe a trip to guelph, maybe not, as scary as it might sound i'm thinking about reading a book... yeah... well, if you've got some better ideas i'd gladly hear them now..... anyway... go get this song now delirium trigger cause it's fucking cool.

i want to direct everyone's pointing and laughing at andrew now.. cause he didn't know which weekend was the one holiday one... oh well, enjoy your waking hours as much as your sleeping one's... peace out.

posted by theonlybradever 3:31 AM  0 comments

Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Rahhhhhhhh!!! Oh me oh my! home home home!, gya!!!

Erindale, 77, boys and girls, ya'll OwN!! haha man I do miss it, ALREADY. This mofo be gettin the great sympatico deal, one free month and a free webcam, Bell I would like to take back the gaypatico statement. Maaaaaaan having fun here wish everyone was here, gots stories coming out of my ass already but I can't have just anyone reading them haha. Oi, East Asian Studies is a giant joke!!! haha the Prof even said so; "This is pretty much a bird course" hahaha. Hahaha Jona dancing to Eminem hahaha. Oh happy day! On the job front 2nd cup WANTS me back, but Silk and Satin be callin my name, PEACE!!! this be Wheelz, L33T, Squeals, Asian Sensation signing out!!!

posted by Steven 9:03 PM  0 comments

Monday, May 13, 2002

so, i've been home for a day, and i've already managed to get as much done video wise as i did in the last 1.5 months... check this shit out, hopefully it'll bring back some good memories... home from home.mov

posted by theonlybradever 2:43 AM  0 comments

Sunday, May 12, 2002

well, i'm finally home from home... and whether that's a good thing or not is still up for debate. either way, walkerton is gonna have to watch out for the next few months.

posted by theonlybradever 4:51 PM  0 comments

Saturday, May 11, 2002

Brad, that sentiment was so well put that I don't know what can possibly be added. I'll just leave it at this...Andrew, Brad, Hendrix, Eric, Andy, Ana, Grace, Shannon, Jessica, Julie, Jordi, Rockey, Mike, Frank, Steve, Matt....everyone...thanks for everything. See you soon.
Love and friendship

Paul

P.S - I would also like to thank perhaps the most deserving "person" of all...that poor house that has put up with us for eight months known as 77, cudos.

posted by Not Indie Enough 2:32 PM  0 comments

"just because he can't remember what you said, doesn't mean that he's not listening... " i'll miss you all..
email me at valin@mac.com
if you care about what i think....

posted by theonlybradever 4:07 AM  0 comments

wow.... i really don't know what else to say... my first year is over, and can't complain about anything other than my own lack of effort. i sincerily hope that all the losers from 77 find something to keep themselves busy with this summer, and i don't know where to start when thanking people for an amazing year, whether it be andrew, hendrix, or paul, or jenn, ana, lora, grace, julie, mattie, tasha, patrisha, or any of the other amazing people who made my first year of university an incredible success, i wish you all the best, and i hope to see you all next year.... take care this summer, whether i see you or not...... and while you may have no idea who i am... i have to ask you to understand this quotation of my self "those people, they don't understand. those would-be girlfriends, they don't understand. you could make all the difference to me. in the blink of an eye you could turn me into the one person in the world who would see no one but you... "
please remember me....
as i will remember you. peace out.
over, over.

posted by theonlybradever 3:59 AM  0 comments

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

....the horror..........oh the horror..........DIAL UP.......I feel like I have gone back to the stone age. Anyway children, Raging Alcoholic Boy here. I am back in the big Cal East, and while I am perhaps happy to have a real bed and someone cooking real food for me, I miss the craziness of Erindale already and cannot wait till September, or at least till the next time House 77 unites.

Anyway I just thought I'd let you all laugh at my misfortune coming to you live at 56K...*shudder*

"Is it wound?"
- Our dear Julie asking after a digital camera...

posted by Not Indie Enough 9:21 PM  0 comments

Tuesday, May 07, 2002

Hey everyone, I'm down to one exam...tomorrow at two. Good ol' Management. Since I likely will be too busy to remember to put up a post after exam...I would like to say a few things.

First, everyone, this has been the best year ever. House 77 owns. Off-campus friends rule. Life kicks ass. UTM can suck at times but for the most part its all good.
Second, I hope everyone has a great summer and enjoys themselves to the fullest.
Third, make sure you damn well talk to us at House 77 over the summer, we'll miss you all.
Fourth, let's make next year even better guys.

Peace
Paul "Raging Alcoholic Boy" Day

posted by Not Indie Enough 12:27 AM  0 comments

Thursday, May 02, 2002

I am a happy kid. ERS ended about 13 minutes ago, final exam of first year University. With regards to grades, time will tell whether or not I did well. I cross my fingers for CCIT, and raise the middle to CSC. Thank you Erindale for a memorable year, it will surely go down in the record books. Back to Scarborough, my stomping grounds, my hood! Fuck all you all who say its ghetto, you're ghetto! I wish the boys and our faithful readers an orgasmic summer, peace and take care.

posted by Steven 11:17 AM  0 comments

Wednesday, May 01, 2002

several points of note andrew studies hard, brad and andy could be wrestlers if they tried, no, we weren't arrested, just pulled over for walking in mississauga instead of driving a bmw... enjoy our fun.

posted by theonlybradever 1:00 PM  0 comments

Hello children, Raging Alcoholic Boy here again. After a long time away from posting it came to my attention that not nearly enough hilarity had been posted in recent a) days b) weeks c) months....correct answer is probably b) but who really gives a shit anyway...point being last night house 77...especially Raging Alcoholic Boy...got wasted. Fall on your ass toasted. Shoved in a jar and pickled. We were liver killers. We were more smashed then Afghanistan's countryside. We were more tipsy then the Titanic on its worst day. Suffice to say...we got stupidly drunk. Raging Alcoholic Boy examined his dinner on Dundas street. Mr.Brad Cale hurt his hips on concrete. Mr.Andrew MacKenzie took many photos that will now be used against us in a court of law. And Mr.Hendrix ...well he was just good ol' Squeals at his finest. And drunkest. And you know, while you are drunk...you think a lot...I'm sure all the greatest thinkers in the world have had their best thoughts either drunk or stoned. Anyway while in deep and contemplative thought I came up with a new saying...
Take only what you can drink...
And drink only AFTER exams...
Cuz a hangover on the day before an exam is just not useful for studying.

Thanks folks I'll be here all week!

posted by Not Indie Enough 2:46 AM  0 comments