Sunday, June 30, 2002

So...pre-Edgefest report...my muscles are sore from paintballing, I am dreading working on Tuesday (17 hours ladies...I will be a corpse come 2pm Wednesday), I am listening to Finger Eleven to get pumped for the show, I have a full stomach...tomorrow I figure I'll lose between 5 and 10 pounds (I never eat on Edgefest, costs 5 bucks for a fucking hot dog) I am also talkin to friend Val whom I haven't chatted with in some time. Tomorrow I plan on hitting up Finger Eleven, Goldfinger, Sevendust (god help me in that pit), Mudmen, Default (might as well see what their live show is like), Nickelback (I hate most of their newer stuff but they rock live and that will be a monster pit), Full Nine, and possibly Grade (I'm even more scared of that pit then I am of Sevendusts). I shall give you a full report sometime either Monday night (Tuesday morning) or after I am finished work on Thursday...er...make that Saturday where I'll have recovered. HAPPY CANADA DAY ALL!

posted by Not Indie Enough 10:26 PM  0 comments

umm, haha, maybe the gas fumes made them high? or maybe not. hehe

man last nite was fun... had a bbq here at my place.... had the first annual walkerton world cup final in which team germany pulled out an AMAZING come from behind victory defeating team brazil 5-4. rules included:
1. you must be drinking.
2. proper footware must NOT be worn, (sandals at best).
3. beer bottle must be in hand.
4. no offsides.
5. pushing and tackling is allowed.
6. a volleyball is used instead of a soccer ball.

the fans went crazy, as team germany celebrated well into the nite drinking tons of beer and watching finally siting down to watch the movie "slackers". then team brazil also got thrashed in halo. heh.

posted by theonlybradever 11:49 AM  0 comments

Thursday, June 27, 2002

"ATTENTION DOGS: Please make note the cat in the office WILL attack you." I shit you not, this is a sign I am being force to post at the gas station....that fucking cat has now attacked three...yes THREE dogs...I mean it just POUNCES with claws flying...this time it managed to draw blood from the poor dogs nose. Anyone else think that's fucking ridiculous? ...that will be all

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:37 PM  0 comments

Wednesday, June 26, 2002

What's going on!!!
First post after a wicked get together. Tons of fun, laughs all around, and some crazy nights. I'm getting raped at Value Village, but... there's an upcoming interview at guess where? Toys R' Us!!! GYa!!! oh me oh my! Well Imma chill online for a bit, peesh take care, and I wish you all a pleasurable night *hehe*
Over, over.

posted by Steven 8:33 PM  0 comments

Monday, June 24, 2002

well, my first day at work is over... and i don't think i will EVER look at a door the same way again.

well.. let me just say, the weekend was a great time... and i want to thank everyone that made brad's summer a great time... but now that summer's over, i'll be going back to work tomorrow...

great moments from the weekend:
"ooooooohh 'STALLLY'!"
"umm, where are my pants?"
"you-are-a-huge-nerd"
"you can call me dad soon enough kristin"
and of course, girls who take their shirts off in public for me are always cool too.

posted by theonlybradever 5:45 PM  0 comments

Sunday, June 23, 2002

One more thing...Andy...you have my fucking belt...hopefully u will get this before u leave T.O...give it to like Hendrix or Brad...if not...bah...just don't lose it, hehe

posted by Not Indie Enough 2:08 AM  0 comments

ALLLLLL RIGHTYYY THEN!! RAGINGGGG ALCHOLIC BOY HERE! I am the FIRST to report on the weekend of House 77 reunited...Friday was a fun little get together of close friends drinking, reminscing, and catching up. While we unfortunately didn't join up with 3/5s of the Ottawa crew, we hear they had a fun time in the T dot. Saturday I believe most will agree was a day and especially a night to be remembered. Fun was had by all at the gracious residence of our beloved Kristin, and Valerie *growlll* And Cip...Party Drink all the way baby...what was it...Amareto, Bombay Sapphire, Martini? Ohhh yahhh baby...then Big Bucks...fucking SHAME it is so far from the 'sauga, but it isn't too far that it can't be done again. Anyway...a few shouts out there for the folks who went...
Kristin - Thank you very much for being so kind to us all!
Andrew - Thanks for bringing your monkey ass down to join us in the T dot, wouldn't be the same without ya
Brad - Brad, Brad, Brad...for the last time...NO I will not sell Squeels to you for 50 cents...I demand at least 55, and I am aiming for 60...he is GOOD slave labour okay?
Squeels - ...uh...ignore that comment above..and cheers
Cip - Party Drink will go down in history
Adam - Next time u come to Erindale, I'll bring the party for ya man
Deep - Keep that Ottawa pride up!
John - I wish you the best with Valerie!
Eric - Well Eric, without you, as the saying goes...the party would not have started!
The Swank.ca Crew - Many thanks for the SwankTrax2002 CD, I owe you all some kind of repayment, I would say beer, but that could be costly, as the number of you all seems to grow constantly, and I'm sure u'd make some names up just for more.

And to EVERYBODY who went to Big Bucks...did ya hear Still Not a Player by Incubus and Big Pun? Well if not...blast...if so...well...I requested that song, thought u all might appreciate it, PEASH

posted by Not Indie Enough 2:07 AM  0 comments

Friday, June 21, 2002

i slept till 3pm today. :-)

posted by theonlybradever 1:13 AM  0 comments

hendrix and paul, you guys are my heros. DO YOU MIND IF I NAME MY MAN-BABIES AFTER YOU?!

posted by theonlybradever 1:13 AM  0 comments

Thursday, June 20, 2002

oh me oh my Paul, here's one of my Mooseheads, calm down.
You wanna start about bad days?! haha oh me oh my is all Is gots to say. Value Village raped my ass today. After reading a 200 page manual I then began the most horrifying general labour experience of my life (which the lady said was mild compared to their standards). I'm not going to back down though, fuck datt yo! Even though I may be the weakest little G over at Value Village I'll do my bestest!!!

Peace, see everyone tomorrow!!! (feels good to yell that, RaaHHhHHh!!!)

posted by Steven 8:19 PM  0 comments

All right, all your asses can thank me. Cuz I just helped to destroy the environment today! I got to lug HALF A TON, that's right, HALF A FUCKING TON of scrap metal, oil, car parts, grease, toxic fluids, and my own blood (fucking scrap metal is sharper then you might imagine) in the back of a pickup, to the back end of the lot that the garage sits on...and DUMPED it into a wrecked car. Yes, yes, I know...you are all saying "But Paul...wouldn't it make sense to quit your job because you hate it and moving half a ton of metal is not in your job description? Not to mention you hate destroying the environment and seeing oil leaking through the bottom of those wrecked cars is just not making you a happy, gleeful boy. And on top of it all, a good gallon of that oil and other liquids spilt out onto you and your now blackened skin? Oh and let's not forget that you had to do this all by yourself in the 30+ degree heat?" Well...in response, I would first say, fucking hell how did you know all that shit? Are you spying on me? Then you might say "Yes, I am actually superman and I was floating just behind that tree keeping tabs on you, and yes I know you saw the red and blue of my costume but I KNOW that you thought it was just some fucked up leaves that were related to the terrible things you were dumping in that car." Then I'd say, "Gimmini-jilikers Batman! that's fucking amazing! You ARE the real Jesus Christ of latter day saints!" Then you'd respond with, "Okay Paul, clearly all those chemicals that spilt on you, tied in with the terrible exhaust of that one truck the guys were working on today, and the heat stroke you are likely suffering are all getting to your head...why don't you stop writing this post and everything will be all right soon when you drown your sorrows in a nice tall cool clean glass of O.J" Then I might say "Fuck that shit, you're crazy Mr.Burns!" "Excellent."

And we thus hearby doth conclude this ending to a wonderful beginning of the end of Paul's brain cells. Thank you, and goodnight.
TIP YOUR WAITRESS

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:04 PM  0 comments

i got a hair cut. this makes brad happy.

posted by theonlybradever 2:33 AM  0 comments

Wednesday, June 19, 2002

i was talking to this friend of mine the other day, and it was quite the interesting conversation. she says low maintainence women are granola girls. which I really like mind you. I call them UTM chicks.

posted by theonlybradever 11:54 PM  0 comments

"Cuz that’s how we like to attaxe"
Paul Day,

hahahaha I'm just going to stop trying to be funny, seems like a natural skill for everyone around me hahaha

posted by Steven 11:04 PM  0 comments

3L337 says:
what you doing friday?
Steve says:
working 3--9
Steve says:
and then whatever you wanna do
3L337 says:
we going to docks on friday come
Steve says:
docks eh
3L337 says:
yep yep
3L337 says:
pussy galore
Steve says:
haha
Steve says:
whats it like?
Steve says:
the docks, not pussy
3L337 says:
hahahaha

posted by Steven 11:00 PM  0 comments

On dis’ Friday comin soon, it’s da 21st day in the month of June.
It has been a while since the T-Dot done it 77 style.
But you ain’t gonna wait anymore cuz that’s what dis’ weekend’s for.
Crazy shit’ll go down that’ll cause ruckus all across town
Andrew and Brad are getting’ set to be bad
Paul and Hendrix gonna have their kicks
Goin from the 416 to the 905 to the 613 to the 519
We plan on being thorough from the ‘sauga to ‘borough
We gonna be settin’ sail
Racin with our cold pints of ale
And chuggin back those beers
Relaxin on the longest day of the year
So betta watch yo’ backs
Cuz that’s how we like to attaxe
And mess with yo’ mind
Cuz house 77 y’all
It’s always behind

Raging Alcoholic Boy yo!

posted by Not Indie Enough 9:31 PM  0 comments

haha, nice to hear you're gonna be joining me in the land of the employed wheels. does this mean i can get sweet hookups on ultra cheap VV goodness??
and uhh Does this mean that we don't get to go to Disneyland when we die?

posted by theonlybradever 6:55 PM  0 comments

Boys these are the only words you should be saying:
*ahem*
Hendrix has a job!!!
-
RRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHHRRrrRrRrAHhahahHHahahHAHHhHH

Oh my goodness gracious, the job gods have finally granted my wish. Guess which misguided employer hired me? Value Fucken Village, they should name their store We take so fucken long to hire, Village man it's been one month since my first interview. It doesn't matter anymore though, pay off my debts, buy some booze, and stick this happy little finger up at UofT!!!! Gya!!!! SHEBUPNITZ!!!!!

posted by Steven 6:07 PM  0 comments

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Oh it's on Brad...in the words of perhaps Microsoft's best commercial EVERRRRR...."We as the people of the Earth must unite and become as a giant can opener...and together we shall open a big OL CAN A WHOOP ASS" For those of you who have no idea what I'm referring to, that is a quote from a hilarious new ad for Halo, courtesy Microsoft and Xbox.

posted by Not Indie Enough 12:45 PM  0 comments

running four ftps and leeching war3!!!!!!!!! GYA

posted by Steven 2:30 AM  0 comments

hahah....
i overheard this when paul was out trying to pick up a relgious chick:
i know of a snake that wants to explore the holy garden

posted by theonlybradever 12:46 AM  0 comments

Monday, June 17, 2002

I too would like to congratulate Brad. And Brad, YOU have got it all wrong....clearly Snuffle-up-a-gus was gay...if he wasn't then where does "BIG Bird" get his name?

posted by Not Indie Enough 10:07 PM  0 comments

nah, you got it all wrong hendrix, our cheap porn comes from canada. don't let nobody tell ya different!

posted by theonlybradever 9:05 PM  0 comments

hahaha congrats to Braddicus GYA!
and as for this competition for the craziest thing to say, I can't believe the quality of those remarks, beautiful gentlemen, beautiful haha

posted by Steven 2:24 PM  0 comments

two seperate pieces of news for today:
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BRAD HAS A JOB BRAD HAS A JOB BRAD HAS A JOB BRAD HAS A JOB SHFOSIABRBRADNSFHASAAJOB AFOAW1!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
and:
AND I'M GETTING $2000 CAUSE I LIVE IN WALKERTON!!!
TAKE THAT OTTAWA!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID ANYTHING!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!

posted by theonlybradever 1:53 PM  0 comments

Sunday, June 16, 2002

doh!

posted by theonlybradever 11:40 PM  0 comments

umm, i don't know if anyone else has been thinking about this... but i have the sinking suspicion that paul is just a teensy bit socially maladjusted. but shhhhhhh... don't tell him i said that. he might come hack my hand off or something...

posted by theonlybradever 11:40 PM  0 comments

I also might add, that is just NATURAL talent working for me there!

posted by Not Indie Enough 11:33 PM  0 comments

All right...that's it...I can't take this war of the crazees...I shall end it right here. Three words...briefly followed by a phrase..."Cans-Tranada Trail"...and "The both of best worlds." Right then, I thank you for accepting that I am the biggest blithering idiot with the weirdest things to say.

posted by Not Indie Enough 11:33 PM  0 comments

superworms, bah. Do they at least have their own theme music???

posted by theonlybradever 5:26 PM  0 comments

oh, yeah, i hate when people say i get easily distrac

posted by theonlybradever 12:33 AM  0 comments

Saturday, June 15, 2002

i was thinking about posting something... but i forget what it was.

posted by theonlybradever 6:35 PM  0 comments

Everything you need to know in life, you learn from Contra: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start!!!

posted by Steven 3:42 PM  0 comments

Ragining *burrrrpp*....Alcoholic Boy here....yah I can attest to that *holds stomach in anguish*

posted by Not Indie Enough 3:19 PM  0 comments

re: last 3 posts

hahahahaha

posted by Steven 3:14 PM  0 comments

i have an ice cream sandwich.

posted by theonlybradever 3:39 AM  0 comments

i feel the need to repost this thought provoking news:
Milton Bradley is perhaps the world's most craftiest and mentally disturbed animal abuser. It baffles me to this day to think of how he has managed to escape the S.P.C.A. for so long. JUST HOW MANY MORE MALNOURISHED HUNGRY HIPPOS DOES HE NEED TO PUT INTO THIS WORLD UNTIL HES SATISIFIED?!?! fuck you and your pizza party.

posted by theonlybradever 12:49 AM  0 comments

Friday, June 14, 2002

haha very cool pic, hey Andrew download this movie - Shaolin Soccer, thank me later!

posted by Steven 5:05 PM  0 comments

Wednesday, June 12, 2002

Geeeeeez everyone's so busy! No one posting! Just as well, means everyone is having fun. Weeeeeee drank myself stupid last night and I thought I had a job interview the next day haha. Good news though job interview is on Thursday (tomorrow) gya! Its for the sunglass hut at STC. If they ask why I think I deserve this job I'm just going to point at my gogs. Peace, have fun, and hope to be employed next time I post.

PS. think there's a new Ron Jeremy movie coming out "BECOMING RON JEREMY"

posted by Steven 9:50 AM  0 comments

i know you've all been waiting for it, so hold the applause, just throw the money. back without further adue, is brad's good music post... today you're in for a treat of some amazing coolness. first i find this song funny and good: my girlfriend's dead. and this one is by a band i told you guys about before, Coheed and Cambria... damn these guys are gonna go somewhere they are just too good... get this song time consumer.

posted by theonlybradever 3:42 AM  0 comments

Sunday, June 09, 2002

What can I say fellas...I am a party animal, and the ladies can't keep their paws off me! I guess it's just those rugged good looks and sauve drunk talk.
Oh and uh, thanks Hendrix, I needed that.

Raging Alcoholic Boy here, reminding you that House 77 takes care of it's members.
And for a mere $100.00 initiation fee you TOO can become a member of House 77! With that $100 you recieve:
One good ol' ass-whooping courtesy of Brad "The Barbarian" Cale
One T-Shirt exclaiming how much you suck compared to all the other members of House 77
One 24 hour period of being force-fed pickled eggs.
One 24 hour period for stumach pump and recovery.
And NO, yes NO chances to get your money back!

PEASH

posted by Not Indie Enough 5:36 PM  0 comments

finally got my film developed from them crazy house77 parties. Paul, Paul, Paul, how many times did we have to save you from those nasty NASTY girls?! please for the love of Pete, don't drink so much next time, I'm tired of pulling you away from these horrid chicks.
Paul and Friends

posted by Steven 6:18 AM  0 comments

DAMN PAUL! i remember that, you were out of control that nite. it was crazy. hahaha

posted by theonlybradever 5:23 AM  0 comments

hahaha man I miss Erindale, all the people, and I know Paul misses it more, remember Natasha? Oh man you were so wasted that night, here's a reminder

posted by Steven 5:14 AM  0 comments

Saturday, June 08, 2002

Mr.MacKenzie, Imma start counting down your arrival, GYA!

posted by Steven 10:23 PM  0 comments

posted by Steven 5:01 PM  0 comments

Friday, June 07, 2002

no! I am the chosen one damn u!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ...anyway...Toronto...Friday sounds good to me...dunno how keen I am on Wonderland, A: costs a lot, B: cant stand roller-coasters. Oh, I also don't like to wait in line watching plastic decompose. That is to say, I ain't gonna sit there for 10 000 years just to get onto a ride. But yah the Friday would be cool. Maybe a lil' Peel Pub? Or some other fine institution with cheap alcohol. Or we all crash at Squeals and drink ourselves stupid and puke everywhere!! All in favour?
*cheering from Andy and Brad and Paul*
"Nay."
"Who keeps saying that?"
"Him, let's get em boys"

....another moment of insanity brought to you by...
Gasoline!!! "Without it...well the world would be a lot cleaner, and a lot bigger cuz we'd be still ridin the good ol' horse and cart, one horsepower baby!!!...and a lot of horseshit...sooooo much horseshit..."

...all right I'm done now...

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:06 PM  0 comments

Thursday, June 06, 2002

Sorry Paul, hate to break it to you but I'm the chosen one.


:: how jedi are you? ::

posted by Steven 4:22 PM  0 comments

Wednesday, June 05, 2002

Raging Alcoholic Boy here.
That moment of totally uncalled for visualizations brought to you by:
Disney! That says it all.
PEASH

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:21 PM  0 comments

A brief explanation to those who don't know why I can't take the Pepsi job. It was for a merchandiser, job description:
Haul your ass after the trucks that take the Pepsi to dealer locations, then set up a display.
Possibly Kilometers Per Day (not including to the Pepsi office and back): 250km.
Insurance Company Therefore: Realizes you are driving roughly 10-15 thousand km in three months. And since they dont know/care its a summer job, they THINK I will be driving upwards of 60 000km in the year.
Odds of Hitting Car at 60 000km a year: GOOD
Insurance Company Therefore: Fucks you up the ass with chainsaw. Proceeds to remove chainsaw, cut off arm and leg.
If you Hit Car: Please refer to above statement, and replace chainsaw with firecrackers. Also, remove remaining arm, and leg.
Father Sees Increase: He proceeds to bite head off, I am left a bleeding torso, who also now can't afford car and university.

Note: Car required in order to make money for university. Catch 22 arises. Get fucked up what remains of your ass once more.

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:21 PM  0 comments

:: how jedi are you? ::

Why the fuck can't it be a pic of Darth Vader in Episodes IV through VI is my question!

posted by Not Indie Enough 4:03 PM  0 comments

:: how jedi are you? ::

yeah, you guys knew it all along.

posted by theonlybradever 12:01 AM  0 comments

Tuesday, June 04, 2002

woooooo! brad has a job interview in KW tomorrow.. it's not as high paying as i'd like, but at this point my only other real choice is probably manual labour, and ANYONE that knows me at all knows that i'm not about to run around smiling and doing shitty shitty shitty manual labour for the summer if i can help it. and living in waterloo would let me go to phil's a ton, which is always cool. not to mention the short bus ride to mr. sauga and friends. anyway, here's hoping i get the job. maybe i wont be a bum forever... well... ok, at least, maybe i won't be unemployed all summer.

we'll start with that.

posted by theonlybradever 11:48 PM  0 comments

Saturday, June 01, 2002

ok, Plan C has just arrived, Firkin Pub with Smurf and Lisa. If I'm not pissed drunk I shall continue mission, peace

posted by Steven 9:57 PM  0 comments

OK Mississauga, its on. Hendrix is going to become a machine tonight. Here's what's going to go down tonight.

Mission: Locate new base of operation for House 77
Plan A

1) Going to hit all real estate sites tonight
2) Will talk to the boys about criteria for house
3) Will create a list of at least 20 places
4) Will get in touch with someone in Mississauga and see if they can help us for transportation so we can view houses

Plan B
1) Hire special ops agent (real estate agent) to complete the mission

posted by Steven 8:26 PM  0 comments

boohah, here's a hot tip for you guys-- getting up stupidly early after a night of drinking IS NOT FUN.

phil's was pretty good.

i got the new get up kids cd - "on a wire"

i think i'm gonna go pass out.

posted by theonlybradever 10:21 AM  0 comments